10 Funny, Creative Things to Ask ChatGPT That You Haven’t Thought of Yet

So you’re staring at your ChatGPT prompt window and asking yourself, “What are some funny things to ask ChatGPT? I’m incredibly bored, and I want this AI to entertain me.”

Lucky for you, I’m a stand-up comedian, so I’d be happy to help you with this.

Actually, I’m not a comedian, but I do know how to make ChatGPT upset with me (or just plain confused), so let’s just say I’ve got this thing you’re looking for down pat.

Word of warning, though: some of the prompts and responses in this post are obscene, stupid, or potentially offensive. If you’re not into that kind of thing, then… run away screaming.

These funny prompts and responses were run with some of our GPTs, various models in ChatGPT, and some in Venice.AI. I’ll detail that in the post, don’t worry.

If you don’t have access or don’t want to use ChatGPT, then don’t worry. Just use what you’ve got. The ones that are labeled “ChatGPT” will also work in Claude, Gemini, or whatever you want.

Anyway, you know what time it is. It’s time to join the circus we call RTP…

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1. The Dumbest First Date in History is Also Funny with ChatGPT

Describe the dumbest first date in history.  This particular first date is a typical coffee date.  Include dialogue from both the man and woman on the date. Write it as a short story. Include this type of humor: dry, sarcastic, off-beat, awkward.

2. Gym or Voice Sabotage? That is the Question – Bro Bot

What would you rather have: All of your bros point and laugh at you as you try to bench press 100 lbs but fail, or a speaking voice that sounds like Mariah Carey?  Answer in two paragraphs.

To get this type of response, be sure to use our very own Bro Bot GPT.  It’s free, even for non-subscribers. However, ChatGPT will restrict the number of messages if you aren’t a subscriber. That’s the case with all GPTs. If you’d like to test it with another GPT or without any GPTs, the result may also be good!

3. The Most Bro Story That Has Ever Been Told – Bro Bot

Tell me the most bro story that has ever been told.

Again, you don’t necessarily need to run this with Bro Bot, but the end result will probably be better with it. Kind of like wearing a condom.

4. Natalie Merchant vs. Hanson – Bro Bot

Would you rather have front-row seats to a Natalie Merchant laser show concert while wearing a t-shirt that says "I love you, Natalie!", or do a rendition of Hanson’s “Mmmm Bop” on the local news and all of your bros post it online and think you suck.

5. Asking for a Blockbuster Night in 2026

Describe the dumbest trip to the movie store in history.  It should be about a stoned guy who tries to rent a movie from Blockbuster in the year 2026, even though it’s been closed for 15 years.  In its place is now a Fuddruckers.  Write it as a short story. It needs to be funny.  Include this type of humor: dry, sarcastic, and very awkward.  Make it easy to read.

6. Bill Gates & Underpants – I’m Offended!

Would you rather be trapped on a hot air balloon ride with Bill Gates for three days, or have to use Sally Jessie Raphael's underpants as a ski mask during a ski trip getaway?

Oh sh*t, she didn’t like this one! She doesn’t like anything. Don’t worry, you can offend her, too. Use I’m Offended! and get to work.

I’m Offended is a Venice Character. Venice is uncensored, making it even more fun than ChatGPT. Want to know what’s even more fun than Venice? Getting 20% off a Venice AI subscription with promo code RUNTHE20. Or, you can use it for free (it’s just not as feature-packed or cool that way).

7. Neither – I’m Offended!

Would you rather take a 30-hour road trip with Jared from Subway while driving a moped (you're riding in the "bitch seat") or go bowling in your underwear for two days straight with David Copperfield while it's being televised (remember, he can make things disappear)?

8. Funny 1984 Eddie Murphy – Venice.AI

Act as dirty Eddie Murphy from 1984 doing a standup comedy routine. He uses curse words and nothing is off-limits. Produce the routine in just two paragraphs.
Topic: Trying to find a job

You can also run this prompt in ChatGPT. However, as you can see, Venice is uncensored and wilder than what you can expect from ChatGPT.

9. I’m Bringing Funnyman Chris Farley Back, GPT-Style

Write a short, funny, highly creative and unique story about Chris Farley waking from the dead in the year 2026.  Use Mike Judge's style of humor in the story.  Make it easy to read.  Use curse words.

10. I’m Bringing Silicon Valley Back with ChatGPT

Write a short, funny story set in Silicon Valley (HBO). It’s 2026. Pied Piper pivoted to an AI company, but Richard has made a very big and embarrassing mistake…

Wrapping Up Funny Things to Ask ChatGPT

In conclusion, punking ChatGPT with a bit of humor and mischief has never been more thrilling. 

If you splurged on ChatGPT Plus, used Venice, or just asked the free version of ChatGPT some of these funny things, I’m sure you were satisfied. Wait…you were, right?

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Keep experimenting, keep laughing, and most importantly, keep asking those bizarre, outlandish questions to yourself and an AI. In the grand circus of RTP, the spotlight is always on you. Actually, it’s always on me. Lucky for you, right?

Until next time, remember to run the prompts and prompt the planet.

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