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About Run The Prompts

by Nick Smith

Run The Prompts was created by Nick Smith in March 2023 in Phoenix, Arizona. It was born from an obsession, a burning fire inside the mind of someone who had discovered two shiny new toys (ChatGPT and Midjourney) and could not put them down. Its purpose is to offer entertainment and education on AI tools with an emphasis on humor, design, digital marketing, and creativity.

This is NOT a prompt engineering website. We feel that term is absurd and is an insult to actual engineers around the world. It does not take engineer-like intelligence, education, or training to prompt AI programs effectively.

The name “Run The Prompts” is a spin-off of the popular rap group Run The Jewels. We don’t mean to sound conceited, but we believe that Run The Prompts is the perfect name. Then again, that’s why we picked it.

Mission Statement: To assist the world in using AI to get more done, have more fun, and be more creative.

Now for the fun part…

OFFICE #1 - THE PHOENICIAN PARADISE

OFFICE #1 - THE PHOENICIAN PARADISE

Nestled in the valley of the sun’s most exclusive and expensive hot spot, our Phoenix office is a state of the art architectural masterpiece. Developed from the ground up to achieve the impossible, our Phoenix employees enjoy the very best in cuisine, company perks, and spacious working environments.

Need a break? Enjoy a movie in our very own company theater. Need a refreshment? Crack a cold beer in our open bar, serving drinks 24/7 by Instagram models. Although its size can house a first world army, our Phoenix office is reserved exclusively for Nick Smith (and his entourage), our fearless founder and CEO. What a dick.

OFFICE #2 - THE MURDER MITTEN

OFFICE #2 - THE MURDER MITTEN

Squeezed into the deep ghetto of the mitten’s motor city, our Detroit office leaves a lot to be desired. Broken windows, broken computers, and stray dogs that aren’t house broken litter our little office of broken dreams.

Need some target practice? Step outside the back door and fire away. Need to use the bathroom? Sorry, we don’t have one (couldn’t afford it). Our employees may be running software on Windows 95 machines, but that doesn’t stop them from running the prompts…when they aren’t running for their lives.

What are you waiting for? Apply now to one of our open positions. Start running the prompts with us inside the cozy comfort of the murder mitten. It will also give you an exclusive opportunity to potentially interact with Nick Smith, our bold trailblazer and hard ass commander of a CEO.

WE GIVE BACK TO THE COMMUNITY

NO, REALLY! WE PROMISE.

NO, REALLY! WE PROMISE.

Run The Prompts understands the need to help others that are less fortunate than us. For every dollar we make, we donate ten cents to Mothers Against Drunk Driving or something. This section of the page makes us look good (kind of!).

Disclaimer: Use your head. Everything on this page, with the exception of the "About Run The Prompts" section at the top and the "As Seen On" section below, is satire.

AS SEEN ON